April 1st may have come and gone, but it seems like some people missed the memo. Check out these bizarre and oddly intriguing skate inventions that nobody really asked for!
One Wheel
Imagine taking a skateboard deck, cutting a hole in it, and attaching a massive quad bike wheel. Some might call it a brilliant idea, but those people would be mistaken. Whoever came up with One Wheel — essentially a seesaw on wheels — apparently doesn't care much for children's safety. The board is electric too, likely making it extremely heavy, which raises the question: what is the purpose of this?
Grind Stick
Ever wondered how to mix slightly mediocre skateboarding with a touch of low-level pyromania? Wonder no more, my friend, because Grind Stick has you sorted. Drag the stick behind you in a manner reminiscent of Dick Van Dyke's iconic performance in Mary Poppins, and watch the sparks fly! A truly magical experience that no one really desires, needs, or asked for.
Shaggo
Q: What's better than grip tape?
A: Not carpet.
We all appreciate a good shag pile, but it's hard to imagine anything stranger than riding on one. The Shaggo merges carpet and board with truly dreadful results. This seems like a desperate attempt by a carpet salesman trying to make carpet appear cool. We guess it didn't succeed.
Tougher than Leather by Greece is for Lovers (shown above)
If Jesus were alive today, he would probably skate. It makes sense, considering detailed research from OPM has shown that Heaven is actually a Halfpipe. Even Jesus might steer clear of this creation. Before you start knocking on doors, eager to get your hands on one of these, it's actually a unique piece of art. Like all remarkable art, it raises questions such as, 'how long before this becomes a reality?' and 'WHAT ARE THOSE'.
Bowboard
"Don't fix what isn't broken" is sensible advice, advice that somehow eluded the creators of the Bowboard. The Bowboard, a bizarre blend of a scooter and an exercise ball, offers its rider all the benefits of skating, but none of the style, tricks, fun, or freedom... I could continue. However, style will be the last thing on your mind as you bounce up and down with your calves on fire, wishing you had just bought a regular scooter.
